Thursday, November 13, 2008

Hefner and Gyro



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What I ate:

10: 30 cheese and salsa omelet

12:00pm:  bowl of “everything but the” ice cream

1:23 pm: Tyson boneless chicken strips with ranch

4:00 pm: half of a leftover gyro

9:00 pm: chicken noodle soup

Things I hate: old ass Hue Hefner

What ever happened to going out with dignity?  Hef used to stand as a symbol of the idyllic bachelor lifestyle.  Now he is just a sad old man who is being made a cuckold by the likes of Chris “mindfreak” Angel… Chris Angel!!!!???? Seriously? WTF!!!

There was a time where Hef proved that being a bachelor could be fun, stylish, and full of pussy.  Now he just stands as proof that a happy bachelor will end up sad, old, alone, and desperate for youth.  You ruined bachelorhood for all of us.  Is that what a “permanent single” has to look forward to, being a decrepit, lonely husk of a man?  A man, so desperate for youth and attention, that he dates a stream of increasingly horrible and vapid women who care only for his money and status.  So thanks a lot Hef.  Thanks for showing us the truth: that there is a sad and lonely ending to even the most successful bachelor lifestyle.  Take your millions and die with dignity NOT on Reality TV!!!!


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