Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Hash browns and Twilight



























Things I ate:

8:00 am: Hash browns and leftover pizza

12:30 pm: roast beef sandwich , hot and spicy cheesits

7: 30 pm: Thai curry chicken with brown rice, farmers market tomatoes with mozzarella and olive oil

9:00 pm: bag of Pretzel Flips (I love these things)

 

Things I hate: Twilight

Ok so I don’t even hate Twilight for the horrible writing, one-dimensional characters, or the message that it sends to girls that weakness and helplessness are attractive qualities.  What I hate is that Edward Cullen is 107 years old and dating a 17 year old.  This guy was born in 1901 and nobody has a problem with him dating a highschooler.  I think its sick.  If he were an old man that magically transformed into the body of a 17 year old and started nailing everyone in his high school we would find it morally reprehensible.  Just because he looks 17 doesn’t mean he is.  He’s old as fuck.  His first car was a horse.  His favorite song when he was a real teenager was the Confederate March.  He is older than Bellas dad!  He was born before Oklahoma was a state!!  He should have been dating 17 year olds during  WWI!!  I think he is just some sick old man who runs this game at every new school he has been going to for the last 100 years.