Things I ate:

9:00 am: everything bagel with jalepeno cream cheese

2:00 pm: big ass thanksgiving at julia’s house turkey mashed potatoes stuffing and much much more

9:00 pm: angel food cake and vanilla ice cream

 

Things I hate: Unrated DVD editions

      The unrated editions of DVD releases are purely marketing gimmicks and never deliver on the scintillation that the “unrated label” suggests.  This label essentially promises more nudity.  Nudity so crazy that the dvd isn’t eve R but Unrated!!!  What they deliver is usually the same crappy flick with a couple of extra and completely worthless scenes.  What you realize after watching the unrated version of a film is that those scenes were left out for a reason.  If you’re going to put out an unrated copy of The Breakup then the extra material that gave it the “unrated status” had better be an extra scene where Jennifer Aniston performs fellatio on Vince Vaughn.

      So here’s an idea, if you’re going to put out an unrated edition of a movie, film it like that is your intention.  For example you’re making a movie… lets say… “The Bourne Douchbaggery”.  Go ahead and film a 45 minute hard core porn scene that won’t be in the original movie.  Drop that scene into the unrated edition.  This can work for TV as well since many of us watch TV shows online and on DVD.  Just film some scenes with nudity and a couple of blurted out “fucks” and market it as the R rated version.  You could film the same scene from Lost where Kate takes her top off but in the DVD she would be facing the camera.  Or, you could have a scene where Mathew Fox removes Sawyers appendix with his dong hanging out.  All I’m saying is make the DVD release like the HBO version of the show.  I’m totally off topic.  Anyway Unrated versions of DVDs are not the raunchy versions of the film that they promise.  They are just the same shitty movie with a couple shitty scenes that didn't make the first cut and that is bullshit! 

Hefner and Gyro

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What I ate:

10: 30 cheese and salsa omelet

12:00pm:  bowl of “everything but the” ice cream

1:23 pm: Tyson boneless chicken strips with ranch

4:00 pm: half of a leftover gyro

9:00 pm: chicken noodle soup

Things I hate: old ass Hue Hefner

What ever happened to going out with dignity?  Hef used to stand as a symbol of the idyllic bachelor lifestyle.  Now he is just a sad old man who is being made a cuckold by the likes of Chris “mindfreak” Angel… Chris Angel!!!!???? Seriously? WTF!!!

There was a time where Hef proved that being a bachelor could be fun, stylish, and full of pussy.  Now he just stands as proof that a happy bachelor will end up sad, old, alone, and desperate for youth.  You ruined bachelorhood for all of us.  Is that what a “permanent single” has to look forward to, being a decrepit, lonely husk of a man?  A man, so desperate for youth and attention, that he dates a stream of increasingly horrible and vapid women who care only for his money and status.  So thanks a lot Hef.  Thanks for showing us the truth: that there is a sad and lonely ending to even the most successful bachelor lifestyle.  Take your millions and die with dignity NOT on Reality TV!!!!

Things I ate:

8:00 am: scrambled eggs with salsa

12:15 pm: pork chop with tomatoes and feta (pictured)

7:30 pm: roasted chicken and a shit ton of cheese its

Things I hate: Website passwords

Why does every website now require a username and password?  I understand my email, banking, and facebook needing that info.  What I don’t understand is why every time I want to watch a video on youtube/hulu, check news on IMDB I have to put in a password.  What inevitable happens is I get frustrated and make up some dumbshit user name in order to quickly get through the registration.  This is why I am now Poopmonster2 on Hulu (regular poopmonster was taken) So now between blogs, networks, email accounts, second life, online gambling, and research engines I have about 20 usernames and passwords. For reasons of security and because password requirements are different they are all different. I don't write down a master list, I just trust my Mac to remember them, but about once a month my Mac forgets and I have to reset with another ridiculous entry.