What I ate:
10: 30 cheese and salsa omelet
12:00pm: bowl of “everything but the” ice cream
1:23 pm: Tyson boneless chicken strips with ranch
4:00 pm: half of a leftover gyro
9:00 pm: chicken noodle soup
Things I hate: old ass Hue Hefner
What ever happened to going out with dignity? Hef used to stand as a symbol of the idyllic bachelor lifestyle. Now he is just a sad old man who is being made a cuckold by the likes of Chris “mindfreak” Angel… Chris Angel!!!!???? Seriously? WTF!!!
There was a time where Hef proved that being a bachelor could be fun, stylish, and full of pussy. Now he just stands as proof that a happy bachelor will end up sad, old, alone, and desperate for youth. You ruined bachelorhood for all of us. Is that what a “permanent single” has to look forward to, being a decrepit, lonely husk of a man? A man, so desperate for youth and attention, that he dates a stream of increasingly horrible and vapid women who care only for his money and status. So thanks a lot Hef. Thanks for showing us the truth: that there is a sad and lonely ending to even the most successful bachelor lifestyle. Take your millions and die with dignity NOT on Reality TV!!!!
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